Incoherent Ramblings of a Self-proclaimed Diva...

My thoughts... on random events as they happen to me. Not always Politically Correct... bound to ruffle a few feathers... and of course a touch a humor...

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

My Adulterous Infidelity…


Today's Quote:
" ~ Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive ~ "

-Sir Walter Scott

As many of you know, I love Pop Ice. However, I am ashamed to say that I have cheated on Pop Ice with…. Swedish Fish. I am drawn to them like a moth to a flame… the way the flavor is so simple, yet indescribable. The varieties of sizes… Now I am racked with guilt… my actions were innocent at first… just a mere snack one day, then before I knew it, I had forgone my afternoon rendezvous with Pop Ice outside my office building and replaced it with a 99¢ bag of the large Swedish Fish and a glass of water… They’re fat free you know! Not only have I plunged into lust for these sweet delicious fish, but my co-workers now have a desire for them…

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